michaelmandog:

raqhaelia:

mwah mwah mwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwah mwah

ok thank you everyone that hung out with me while I ‘did makeup’ and rambled 🥰

that was actually so fun. I kinda want to go live more :)))

kinda want to go live while I get ready to go out lol

is it just me or is this Britney divorce suspicious

like ngl I’ve felt weird about the relationship this whole time and now with him threatening to expose her secrets if he doesn’t get money???

has it not been learnt yet: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

heartnosekid:

a whale shark stimboard for anon!

🐋-🦈-🐋 / 🦈-🐋-🦈 / 🐋-🦈-🐋

fairycosmos:

im a grown woman i dont feel the childish need for acceptance that i craved in my youth anymore. shaking and gripping the sink

Anonymous:

Ill probably cum the moment you touch me, so it wont be much content, but its the thought that counts right

ahahaha the thought is always the most important

Anonymous:

Whenever you have sex you should take a selfie during. Just some random shot of some random position, with or without the other person in it. Its a tiny thing but its something you can post on tumblr or twitter to help advertise. If one of them goes viral, it'll really help

ok I loveeee the idea

but I have such a hard time taking selfies in general.

and. I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but it’s my birthday I can do what I want.ahaha but Im so awkward during sex!!!! I try very hard not to be ahaha like VERY hard. but half the time it takes everything in me to not cut the tension with a joke

I have a friend that I used to sleep with way back when and he’s fully told me I’m the most anxious person he’s had sex with lmaoooo. this is a huge reason I like getting drunk to have sex. it’s not because I don’t want to have sex, but just so my anxiety shuts the fuck up for once and I can let myself relax and enjoy aha

but tldr I’m way too awkward to take selfies during sex unfortunately

Anonymous:

Ill have sex with you tomorrow if you want, Ill film it so you can post it

ahahaha very generous 😋